You Like Earings? Prepare to Die!!!

Piercings Kill!!!

Apparently getting body parts pierced present a bigger danger then just looking like an idiot with a lip ring. I mean who would have thought that there was something worse then realizing you have a nose ring? Well apparently you can also get all sorts of infections like Hepatitis A-Z, Tuberculosis, or even HIV. So watch out and don't end up looking like a damn fool and get the bonus of no getting a deadly disease.

-Good Luck Staying Alive

Hospitals Kill!!!

Hospitals Don't Heal....They Kill!!!

Apparently more people die from hospital infections then from AIDS, Breast Cancer, and Auto Accidents combined. First off that is pretty jacked up. You would think that they would have more sanitation protocols. The other issue I have with this is do they infect many healthy people? Or only people who are so broken down that anything will kill them? My guess is that its the latter since you don't hear of many doctors dieing from infections.

Good Luck Staying Alive,
David

You Might Not Like Bacteria But Your Anti-Bacteria Might Hate You!

Don't Wash Your Hands.....Your Soap May Kill You!!!!

While you are scrubbing your hands to prevent such loved viruses as the common flu or Hepatitis A-Z you might be giving yourself cancer. Apparently most if not all antibacterial soaps when mixed with water cause chloroform. This wonderful chemical is thought to cause cancer. On top of all that it turns out that common house soap is more than sufficient for like 99% of hand washings. So pay more and get cancer and die or pay less be clean and save a buck.

Good Luck Living.......Cause We Are All Going To Die!!!!!!!!!

Coke Kills

Coca Cola the Fizzy Killer



Well apparently some lawyer over in Israel is trying to do a class-action against Coke saying ti causes cancer. No doubt in the weeks to come we will see the same case made here in the Untied States. In some Coke products such as Fanta there is sodium preservatives and acerbic acid that may cause cancer. The lawyer claims that there are excessive amounts of both of these ingredients in Fanta and to top it off he is using the same tactic that has gotten so popular since the tobacco lawsuits. He is saying they already knew about the problem and did nothing.

Additionally, Huri claims that the company was fully aware of the health risks it subjected the public to.

No question, in the tobacco lawsuits they did know something was very wrong and that there were direct links between smoking and cancer. But in many cases since lawyers have used the same accusations but with like .01% of the evidence. On top of all that I have never found Fanta to be addicting. So if you believe that stuff gives you cancer then stop drinking it.

-Good Luck Living and Don't Die

Arrest that Hot Dog!!! Murderer!!!

Hot Dogs as Cancer Mutating Freaks

So apparently hot dogs cause cancer and genetic mutations. Apparently past research linked hot dogs to colon cancer but now they have more evidence. But from this article I don't think I would be to worried. They actually take hot dogs from the store and then mic them with nitrites which are what cause the cancer. That's like saying gasoline and fire don't mix well. No %$#& Sherlock! That's why you don't mix them unless you want a bigger fire. And if you add hot dog bits to salmonella bacteria you get genetic mutation. Are they serious? Next time I get salmonella I will make sure I don't eat hot dogs. They take salmonella and mix it with hot dogs. That's like mixing nerve gas with radioactive uranium, gasoline, and cyanide. It probably makes some jacked up shiz. But why on earth would you. My advice is to eat hot dogs sparingly. Not because of the cancer risk but because they really aren't all that good.

-Don't Die......Or Do

P.S.-If I get cancer I am doing a tobacco style class-action against Oscar Meyer, Kraft (another hit to MO), and all the other hot dog makers.

Not Cancer, Not Aids, No Chemicals at all, Superbowl Rings Can Kill You!!!

You Can Be Killed By Superbowl Rings

I would warn against kicking it with Vladimir Putin. He might kill you with his Super Bowl Ring. If you find it strange that a Russian politician has a Superbowl Ring but apparently he pocketed it from Patriots owner Robert Kraft. So next time YOU win the Superbowl get your concealed carry permit cause you have a deadly weapon and no one is safe around you.

Danger Video Games Can Kill You

Video Games can Kill You


Who would have ever thought that something as regular as a video game can kill you? Ok maybe it is the fact that he didn't eat, sleep, or drink for seven days. Or maybe he died from some other cause. Because seriously who wouldn't hit pause to go to the bathroom? It is not often that you buy one of the rare gaming machines that forgot the "PAUSE" button. Either way homeboy was obviously sick in the head. No one should go and die from too much video gaming.

Be Safe and Don't Die From Something,
David