It Will Kill You

You Like Earings? Prepare to Die!!!

2007-04-05T11:37:00.000-07:00

Piercings Kill!!!

Apparently getting body parts pierced present a bigger danger then just looking like an idiot with a lip ring. I mean who would have thought that there was something worse then realizing you have a nose ring? Well apparently you can also get all sorts of infections like Hepatitis A-Z, Tuberculosis, or even HIV. So watch out and don't end up looking like a damn fool and get the bonus of no getting a deadly disease.

-Good Luck Staying Alive

Hospitals Kill!!!

2007-04-03T07:56:00.000-07:00

Hospitals Don't Heal....They Kill!!!

Apparently more people die from hospital infections then from AIDS, Breast Cancer, and Auto Accidents combined. First off that is pretty jacked up. You would think that they would have more sanitation protocols. The other issue I have with this is do they infect many healthy people? Or only people who are so broken down that anything will kill them? My guess is that its the latter since you don't hear of many doctors dieing from infections.

Good Luck Staying Alive,
David

You Might Not Like Bacteria But Your Anti-Bacteria Might Hate You!

2007-04-01T13:04:00.000-07:00

Don't Wash Your Hands.....Your Soap May Kill You!!!!

While you are scrubbing your hands to prevent such loved viruses as the common flu or Hepatitis A-Z you might be giving yourself cancer. Apparently most if not all antibacterial soaps when mixed with water cause chloroform. This wonderful chemical is thought to cause cancer. On top of all that it turns out that common house soap is more than sufficient for like 99% of hand washings. So pay more and get cancer and die or pay less be clean and save a buck.

Good Luck Living.......Cause We Are All Going To Die!!!!!!!!!

Coke Kills

2007-03-28T12:54:00.000-07:00

Coca Cola the Fizzy Killer

Well apparently some lawyer over in Israel is trying to do a class-action against Coke saying ti causes cancer. No doubt in the weeks to come we will see the same case made here in the Untied States. In some Coke products such as Fanta there is sodium preservatives and acerbic acid that may cause cancer. The lawyer claims that there are excessive amounts of both of these ingredients in Fanta and to top it off he is using the same tactic that has gotten so popular since the tobacco lawsuits. He is saying they already knew about the problem and did nothing.

Additionally, Huri claims that the company was fully aware of the health risks it subjected the public to.

No question, in the tobacco lawsuits they did know something was very wrong and that there were direct links between smoking and cancer. But in many cases since lawyers have used the same accusations but with like .01% of the evidence. On top of all that I have never found Fanta to be addicting. So if you believe that stuff gives you cancer then stop drinking it.

-Good Luck Living and Don't Die

Arrest that Hot Dog!!! Murderer!!!

2007-03-28T12:38:00.000-07:00

Hot Dogs as Cancer Mutating Freaks

So apparently hot dogs cause cancer and genetic mutations. Apparently past research linked hot dogs to colon cancer but now they have more evidence. But from this article I don't think I would be to worried. They actually take hot dogs from the store and then mic them with nitrites which are what cause the cancer. That's like saying gasoline and fire don't mix well. No %$#& Sherlock! That's why you don't mix them unless you want a bigger fire. And if you add hot dog bits to salmonella bacteria you get genetic mutation. Are they serious? Next time I get salmonella I will make sure I don't eat hot dogs. They take salmonella and mix it with hot dogs. That's like mixing nerve gas with radioactive uranium, gasoline, and cyanide. It probably makes some jacked up shiz. But why on earth would you. My advice is to eat hot dogs sparingly. Not because of the cancer risk but because they really aren't all that good.

-Don't Die......Or Do

P.S.-If I get cancer I am doing a tobacco style class-action against Oscar Meyer, Kraft (another hit to MO), and all the other hot dog makers.

Not Cancer, Not Aids, No Chemicals at all, Superbowl Rings Can Kill You!!!

2007-03-26T12:36:00.000-07:00

You Can Be Killed By Superbowl Rings

I would warn against kicking it with Vladimir Putin. He might kill you with his Super Bowl Ring. If you find it strange that a Russian politician has a Superbowl Ring but apparently he pocketed it from Patriots owner Robert Kraft. So next time YOU win the Superbowl get your concealed carry permit cause you have a deadly weapon and no one is safe around you.

Danger Video Games Can Kill You

2007-03-25T22:35:00.000-07:00

Video Games can Kill You

Who would have ever thought that something as regular as a video game can kill you? Ok maybe it is the fact that he didn't eat, sleep, or drink for seven days. Or maybe he died from some other cause. Because seriously who wouldn't hit pause to go to the bathroom? It is not often that you buy one of the rare gaming machines that forgot the "PAUSE" button. Either way homeboy was obviously sick in the head. No one should go and die from too much video gaming.

Be Safe and Don't Die From Something,
David

Another off-topic post

2007-03-23T18:23:00.000-07:00

I have been reading blogs for a couple of years now. But only recently have I gotten into doing my own blogs. While I have been content with Googles blogger I wanted some of the custimization you could have with Wordpress. Well I found a site that is free and really has a lot of good tips as to how to build your own site and get some traffic to it.

Courtney Tuttle's Site

Courtney helped get my site Tags Kitchen
up and running in two days. So if you are interested in this whole thing/business or if you want to customize your blog more than your current blogging software will let you then go to Courtney Tuttles Site and learn from a pro blogger.

I hope you don't get cancer from reading this on a computer,
David

My New Cooking Website

2007-03-23T11:01:00.000-07:00

Hello,

While this website is about what might kill you. I also have a new website that is about cooking. It will have reviews of cookbooks, appliances, recipes, cooking, and other culinary related topics.

Here is the link.
http://tagskitchen.com

Tags Kitchen

Feel free to go and visit and learn more about cooking.

-David

Driving gives you Cancer!

2007-03-23T07:45:00.000-07:00

Driving Causes Cancer

Well this article sure is a bummer. To avoid cancer we not only have to stop driving but on top of that we have to get away from cars, gasoline, and kitchens. Good luck on those. Even if you can get far enough away from a paved road you still need to avoid kitchens. You then have to eat well. How the hell are you to eat well if you can't be in the kitchen?

"The best way to prevent lung cancer was to not smoke, to stay away from pollution and seek medical treatment for chronic diseases."

So stay away from civilization, don't smoke, and go back to civilization to go to the doctor. Yeah right. The smoking part is a no-brainer. But how do I get to the doctor in the city without my car full of gasoline? If I walk I expose myself to pollution for an extended period of time. If I drive then I am no doubt killing everything that I pass. So what am I to do?

I think the easiest way to avoid cancer is to die. Nothing else can help you avoid all the cancer causing agents since everything appears to contribute to cancer.

Good Luck Living,

David

Computers and Cancer

2007-03-22T06:34:00.000-07:00

Watch out you might get cancer!

Computers Cause Cancer

We Need Computers to Fight Cancer

Well these two articles should make you worry. Do you realize that the cancer researchers are at a higher risk for cancer because they are researching on a computer. I found several articles that said that even electricity causes cancer. So what should you do? Well if you educate yourself about disease prevention you better not go online because the computer itself is a cold wired killing machine. You also better not get a regular book because the glue in the binding could be the plague for all we know. And the ink in the pages, if you did a study you know it would turn out to be worse then getting hit by a truck. So you better just run and hide (but don't run on pavement it has chemicals, don't run in the woods because some plants ad animals carry disease, and don't run because it could cause a heart condition before it is done fixing it.). I had to put the disclaimer in order to protect the reader.

Be Safe and Live in a Bubble,
David

PS-But the bubble is made of plastic which no doubt releases toxins that will kill you.

2007-03-21T07:36:00.000-07:00

Tungsten-alloy shrapnel might cause cancer

This is an amazing headline. A question first. When was the last time you ate some tungsten-alloy? Now assuming you have never eaten any metals here is another question. What are you more worried about cancer from shrapnel or catching shrapnel in the first place? And where do they get money to research this?

I am not questioning the research. No doubt this guy is a legit scientist. But what in hell are they doing worrying about the cancer you might get from shrapnel? This is not "you might get cancer if you touch the metal on the hood of the car" this is "if you get shot, step on a land mine, or eat a lot of metal you might get cancer." Yeah thats what I am worried about. I am going to call my doctor immediately next time I step on a land mine and ask "Hey Doc, I just stepped on a land mine. Do you think I will get cancer?" Amazing is all I can say.

-David

It Will Kill You

2007-03-21T07:23:00.000-07:00

I started this blog because I find it funny when I listen to or read the news about the different things that will kill you, will give you cancer, etc. If you avoided everything that "experts" say will cause you to die or get cancer you would eat nothing, breathe nothing, do nothing, and you would still die.

What it really comes down to is taking it easy. Don't eat like a cow or a bird. Don't exercise like a marathon runner year in year out every year or sit on your ass like a video gamer. I could go on and on but I will save that for future posts.

If you disagree on anything I say feel free to comment away. Unless you are vulgar I will leave the comment up.

-David