Computers and Cancer

Watch out you might get cancer!


Computers Cause Cancer


We Need Computers to Fight Cancer

Well these two articles should make you worry. Do you realize that the cancer researchers are at a higher risk for cancer because they are researching on a computer. I found several articles that said that even electricity causes cancer. So what should you do? Well if you educate yourself about disease prevention you better not go online because the computer itself is a cold wired killing machine. You also better not get a regular book because the glue in the binding could be the plague for all we know. And the ink in the pages, if you did a study you know it would turn out to be worse then getting hit by a truck. So you better just run and hide (but don't run on pavement it has chemicals, don't run in the woods because some plants ad animals carry disease, and don't run because it could cause a heart condition before it is done fixing it.). I had to put the disclaimer in order to protect the reader.

Be Safe and Live in a Bubble,
David

PS-But the bubble is made of plastic which no doubt releases toxins that will kill you.